The weirdest love affair

For those of us that watch game of thrones, i know it would amaze you to know that my favorite characters were Tommen Boratheon (or lannister), and Ramsay Bolton. Yeah, i know right??.. but well, thats how i was designed. For those of us who don’t watch game of thrones, tommen and ramsay were the most hated characters.. those guys were utter monsters
I just dunno how it works but I’m drawn to the dark side lol. When i watch movies i always root for the bad guys. I mean, my whatsapp wallpaper is Adolf Hitler, i have a folder of comic villains, the Joker alone having close to 700 pictures. I have issues lol…
Here today, ladies and gentlemen, i will proceed to share with you my top 10 villains whether it’s Marvel, DC, or wherever. If you’re a geek, you will want to proceed, if you’re not, proceed still. Let us proceed shall we?

10 DARTH VADER (Anakin Skywalker)
I hated how he sought salvation just before he died but then, can you compile a list or super-villains without thinking “oh darth vader”. Anyways, what i loved most about him was his swift transition from the promising Jedi to the dark side. I mean, if just any random sith had become darth, it wouldn’t have upset the Jedi masters as much as one of their very own becoming darth. By just almost wiping the Jedi out of existence, he earns his place on this list.
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9 DOOMSDAY
He probably doesn’t deserve to be on this list as he’s just a tactless raging beast from krypton(i mean, i like to see a villain capable of long-term evil plans) but he earned it by achieving this feat ‘HE KILLED SUPERMAN’. Yup he did. So, yeah, you earned it bruh!!
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8 BANE
I really dunno if he is on this list because i hate batman or because he deserves it, but then, he is regarded as “the man who broke the bat”… uhhm yeah, he once broke Batman’s back and he also once buried him alive so we can say haha!! In your face batman!!! I love the fact that he needs a constant supply of pain releivers to keep him from feeling the unbearable pain(that is now a characteristic of his body since the prison incident. That’s why he always has a facemask on), yet it doesn’t stop him from being the awesome villain he is.
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7 DARKSEID
When it comes to villains, it really doesn’t get bigger or badder. Thats why this guy should be up there on this list, but he always fails.. like please we know you can conquer the universe but what is the need if superman beats you to it all the time. This villain is a nerd and wants to conquer the universe using MATHS lmao.. yes, he plans to do this by solving the ‘Anti-life equation’. When they told you maths was important, you did not hear word.
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6 MAGNETO
I really dunno if the Marvel Universe is confused as at where to place this guy.. cos he’s been hovering around the grey area(neither hero or villain) for the past few years. However, move on to the first few X-men movies when magneto was a proper villain.. yes, back when he tore the wolverine apart and killed half the world’s super heroes, yeah!!!. I’d love to see magneto unleash his full potential in the next x-men movies tho. You have Iron in your blood right? That’s why you should fear magneto.
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5 DR DOOM (VICTOR VON DOOM)
This super villain is the smartest person in the marvel universe (I’m abt 80% sure). Even smarter than Reed Richards. Doom can exchange minds with anyone (he’s done it to the entire fantastic 4 and daredevil), he is a genius in physics, robotics (he creates doombots), genetics, cybernetics, time travel, biochemistry and weapons chemistry(science counts afterall). I personally do not fancy this dude, bet he’s definitely one of the top villains of all time.
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4 LOKI
Loki is the “the god of mischief, madness and evil” so you know what is up. To show you how dangerous this guy is, lemme tell you that he is the reason for the formation of The Avengers (mistakenly tho). If you watched the 2012 Avengers movie, you had to be amazed with the way he could keep the entire avengers team busy while he was battling his brother. He could have practically destroyed the city as well as the avengers (or so i think). Anyways, this guy once turned his very own brother and asgard’s greatest warrior (Thor) into a frog. He possesses immense magical abilities, superhuman strength, he’s immune to terrestrial injuries and diseases, is capable of re-attaching body parts (including his own head), teleportation, hypnosis, molecular rearrangement, astral projection, illusion casting, flight and telepathy. Do not mess with this guy!!!
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3 GALACTUS
I didn’t really know about galactus till yesterday but i feel i was right to displace the other villains for him. This guy practically eats planets to sustain his life force. He’s the lone survivor of the universe existing before the big bang, so yes, he’s a big deal!.
According to marvel.com, Galactus possesses cosmic power beyond most forms of measurement (The Power Cosmic). He can levitate; restructure molecules; convert matter into energy and vice-versa; project energy with enormous concussive force; teleport himself, others, and objects across space, dimensions, and time; erect virtually impenetrable fields; restore others from any injury, even total disintegration; and endow or enhance powers within others. Even his heralds, imbued with the smallest fraction of his power, can manipulate matter and energy far beyond human comprehension. Though he generally avoids physical conflict, Galactus can bolster his own strength beyond any known system of measure. Galactus is telepathic, able to scan the thoughts of virtually any known being.
Galactus has to feed(on planets) about once a month and is indestructible (though he seems to have been destroyed a couple of times, he has always regenerated). His immense power and ability, earns him the number 3 spot.
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2 THANOS
This is the villain i find most fascinating and he should be number 1 but my sentiments will not let me displace the number 1 on this list. His obsession with Lady Death (Yes, death appears to him in the form of a lady) makes him the raging beast he is. He intends to prove his love to death by destroying planets and causing billions of deaths (which he has done). He desperately wants to conquer the galaxy.
According to marvel.com, Thanos possesses the superhuman physiology of all Eternals, granting him superhuman strength, endurance, reflexes, and agility. His skin is nearly invulnerable, particulary against heat, cold, electricity, radiation, toxins, aging, and disease, and he can survive indefinitely without food or water even before his “curse” from Death left him immortal, unable to die. His mind is also invulnerable to most forms of psychic attack, and can project a psionic blast of energy as well as blasts of plasma/cosmic energy from his eyes and hand. The reason i find him particularly interesting is because he destroyed his entire race including his own mother due to the inferiority complex he suffers as a result of a genetic disorder which made him look different from the rest of his kind.
Moral: Next time you want to make jest of someone cos they’re different, remember thanos.
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1 JOKER
This guy has no super powers. He is number 1 simply because he is the most tactful evil genius on this list. It is said that when villains tell scary stories to eachother, it’s usually about the joker. His words and intellect surpass every other superpower in my book.
The Joker has been responsible for numerous tragedies in Batman’s life, including the paralysis of Barbara Gordon (Batgirl/Oracle) and the murders of Jason Todd (the second Robin) and Jim Gordon’s second wife Sarah Essen.
The joker is a tactful genius, is highly intellectual and sadistically comical. Even without super powers, he is widely feared and is Batman’s most difficult villain.
I mean who doesn’t love the Joker???… I know I’m in love with him lol..
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Which other villains do you think deserve to be on this list???

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The most exciting day of my life

I was laying on my bed earlier today with nothing to do when i started to remember this particular day. Thing is, i had even forgotten about it till today. I started to laugh so loud, if you were in the room you would have probably thought i was having a mental issue (my dad had once asked my mum to either take me for deliverance or to see a psychiatrist cos he saw me talk to myself too much to be normal). I mean, i was the only child for 13 years, yes i had imaginary friends.
Anyways, back to my story. I figured i could remember everything that happened that day and said to myself “i must write about that!!!”. I hope you guys enjoy it :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:.
I cuddled up on my bed, pretending to be asleep knowing that my parents were preparing to go out with some friends and i didn’t want to tag along. I was listening to music when i heard the door to my room creak open. I only struggled to not get caught awake. My mum walked in, woke me up 😂 and told me they were going out. Just then, my dad walked into my room as well, we prayed and did family bla bla bla.. they sha left. And YES! It was time!!!
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Thing is, i already had my bath and i had my clothes ready. I had my plans for the day. Hehehe!.
Let me bring you up to speed. I was 16 at that time and we were on a family vacation to Germany (Stuttgart to be precise). I had managed to gather a few euros together to get a new phone i wanted and I had seen earlier on a poster that the price of the phone was like 1/3 the normal price (Let’s all take note at this point that the poster was in German which i do not understand). Now, imagine going from one end of lagos to the other end, yes that was how far i was going to get the phone and i had only been there ONCE, but on the assumption that i was good with maps, i dressed up and headed for Bad cannstatt (the place i was to buy the phone).
Knowing these germans were too trustworthy and they so desperately did not want to appear racist and they most likely would not check my ticket, i laughed as i bought one ticket to use for my entire journey. I used that one ticket to board a bus to the train station and still used the same ticket to hop on a train at Neustadt-Hohenacker (i just said it cos the pronunciation always amused me lol. Nudes-starts-hoe-nacker, gerrit? *wink*)
See me see wahala o, after risking getting lost in oyinbo land (and i will not lie, it was exciting. My friends know i love getting lost and finding my way), i finally got to Bad Cannstatt, entered the phone shop and with all the pride in the world, i pointed at the phone and asked the guy to wrap it. The mumu started wrapping then he asked for my I.D. Fortunately, he could speak english so i told him i was on vacation. Then he made his big revelation, the price i saw on the poster was an instalmental price for people who reside in Germany alone.
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God, i was shocked and wounded and heart broken but i had to spend the money anyways or at least part of it, so i went mini-shopping. I bought myself an Orlando wrist watch, a sunshade and this weird hat i regret buying (it looked cool at the time) and then with that one ticket i bought in the beginning, i entered a train and then a bus back to the hotel. I was happy to know my parents weren’t back so i hid all i bought in my bag, except the watch. The watch was demonic. I wore it and then i slept off.
The next time i opened my eyes, my dad was standing beside my bed asking me where i got the watch. I was like
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Knowing he would freak out if he knew i went that far to get the watch, i told him it was from the next street. I was wishing there was a shop on the next street a few minutes later when he asked me to help him get a watch just like mine (definitely not what i expected).
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Let’s all take note that at this point, it was about 10-13°c and it was raining heavilly, but knowing i had to get the watch for my dad in like 15 minutes (when in fact i knew it was going to take me nothing less than one hour 30 mins to actually get the watch) i jumped into the rain. I started running and jumping and hopping, talking to people, asking if they understood english. It was becoming hopeless when finally i met this guy, i asked for the closest place i could get a watch and he said Waiblingen. Now i looked at waiblingen on the map, it was one train stop closer than Bad cannstatt but i had not been there before and it was no time to risk getting lost. I finally ran my way to the train station and at this point, i was drenched and shivering uncontrollably. I could notice two German girls by my right laughing at me as i was shivering, i think someone was even videotaping me, so i gave the girls a wicked stare
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and for a moment they stopped laughing.
I had not yet decided if i was going to waiblingen or Bad cannstatt, i decided to let the decision decide for itself. I was on the train when i saw this german girl who had a cast on her leg and could speak a pinch of english so i said hi and asked her about her leg (while shivering, which i think made her laugh), then she started telling me how she always wanted to come to africa but she had no money. I had a very huge laugh when i asked her if she knew Nigeria and she said “yes, it is a country in Asia or Africa”. I’d like to think she was the reason why i didn’t stop at waiblingen though. Lol.
Finally finally, i got the watch at Bad Cannstatt and i was on the hotel street when i saw my dad walking with a few friends towards me. He was laughing, so there was a possibility he didnt know i was taking too long. I was just coming down from the bus so luckilly, he had not seen me, so i jumped into someone’s garden behind the bus(you needed to see me go)
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and hid there till he and his friends passed, after which i scurried to my hotel room and pretended like i had been there all evening. Luckily for me, he had not been around either and my mum was asleep so i was safe.
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Whoof! I was relieved, but all in all, i had an amazing day, filled with adventure, fun, meeting new people, almost getting lost. If i am to pick a day to re-live, this would be the day.

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My First Street Doc

Street documentary/photography has always been my favorite kind of photography, the only problem being that I’m not so out-going. I’m one of those people that can stay indoor for a complete year if allowed. I mean, my perfect day involves four things, my bed, movies, food and errm yeah you know ;).
Anyways, I’ve always wanted to say i was a street photographer/documentarian but what would make me one if i don’t have any photos to show for it. So i decided to do something about it. I stepped to the streets of Surulere (atleast a few of them) to take pictures.
Now, i really expected people to rebuff my attempts to take pictures but surprisingly, they were mostly receptive (most of them asking me to show their pictures to President Buhari and tell him it’s not so easy on the streets).
I made it a completely black and white, 20 picture documentary (i don’t know if it was the right decision but i hope you guys enjoy it).
Here are the pictures

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Kiss Daniel: My age is my business

Naija celebs are really turnt this year. This time, its kiss Daniel. The singer, on sunday 17th of April was on the Channel’s Tv show ‘Rubbin’ Minds’ and was doing okay till the presenter, Obi Uchendu asked him for his age. That was when it started. Kiss Daniel replied by saying: “About the age stuff, my team we are putting out a press release on that. For now, i would love not to say anything. Because, its more than how old i am”.
I know. I was surprised too!! I mean, a press release? For your age? Will it feed starving children? Will it give us fuel or light? Will it achieve world peace? Will it carry unilag students back to school? If not, Uncle don’t bother!!! Once again, enjoy a picture of the video or go see it on Instagram @officialhiptv.

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See this hilarious seyi shay blooper on HipTv

Seyi shay really knows how to get people’s attention nowadays but unfortunately for her, not for the right reasons. She hit the headlines for saying in an interview with HipTv, that she did not know Tiwa Savage and once again for pronouncing ‘TWO’ as ‘TUWOOH’ (even though she was tricked).
Seyi has done it again oo. The singer was interviewed on HipTv’s ‘Trending’ and was asked to give the full meaning of the acronym ‘EP’ (Extended Play). Now, it is excusable for an average Nigerian not to know the meaning, but for an artiste!!! It’s completely inexcusable!.  Oya aunty, shebi you do not know the meaning, shebi you will just use style and laugh and say ah i no know that one oo.. or even be like kiss daniel (that one’s story sef is coming) and order press release??.. No oo, This aunty, with full confidence went and go and say the meaning is “Electric Package” 😨😨(Lobatan!!). But these HipTv people are sha wicked, be disgracing artistes up and down, shame on you people!!:|:|. Now seyi’s EP (Enemies of Progress) are after her. Seyi don’t mind them jare, keep slaying.
Unfortunately, wordpress says i have to pay to upload video, so enjoy a picture of the video

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Or check the video out on instagram @officialhiptv.

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This is rather serious (part 2)

So a couple weeks ago i posted about a dispute between Aunty Linda (as she is now comically referred to) and wizkid. I’d just run a quick recap. Aunty Linda blogged about wizkid possibly losing his home. To which wizkid replied by doing this

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Well Aunty Linda did not find it as funny as the rest of us as she reported to the lagos Commissioner of police (wizkid’s 16 year old cousin must be really scary). Wizkid was as well allegedly summoned by the popo but did not show up. Aunty Linda did not let the matter die o, she posted this on her blog.

” I’m sure many of you have read that the police is now involved in my issue with Wizkid. Yes, I reported his public threat to me two Sundays ago to the Lagos State Commissioner of Police and I want to explain why I did it! Please pay attention and keep an open mind.

I’ve read a lot online from people saying I don’t like Wizkid. Even Wizkid himself thinks I don’t like him. Why he or anyone would think so is puzzling to me to be honest. Apart from his achievements after he started insulting me online a few weeks ago…everything else, every success Wizkid has recorded in the last 3/4 years is on LIB. All the awards, all the record breaking feats, his sold out concerts, his foreign magazine features, and collaborations, everything that has built him up to the young man he is today is on LIB. Please verify! Search my blog. Please continue…

I was a huge Wizkid fan. The only song I danced harder to than his ‘Dance For Me’ track was Fuse ODG’s ‘Antenna and Kiss Daniel & DJ Shabzy’s Raba. So, no, I had no dislike for Wizkid. But about a year ago, I noticed his indirect snide remarks at me…and when some other music star beefed with me, Wizkid showed his support and made disrespectful comments. That was when I noticed he had issues with me… but that didn’t stop me from writing about him and celebrating him.

Now to the issue at hand. When I reported that he was served quit notice at his Lekki home, I stated fact and I didn’t write it out of malice. It’s not everyday you get exclusive stories…and I’m sure any other blogger who got the story first would also have published it. So, there was no beef, I was just doing my job. A day or so after I wrote this story, Wizkid went on my instagram page to call me names and lied that I slept with some director of his…which I have said before is 1000% lies! But the insult and lies is not why the police is now involved.

Here’s the thing; You can insult me, insult my family, call me any names you like, even lie that I slept with your forefathers…but don’t threaten me. If you threaten me, I will act!

I read people online saying that I reported to the police because I am scared of Wizkid. No, my darlings, I am not afraid of Wizkid. Though I do not take his threats lightly. I went to the authorities for two reasons…and please young boys of our generation, pay attention to what I am about to write below.

You see, violence against women and threat of violence against women is not okay. Threatening harm to someone in a public space is a criminal act in every country of the world, including Nigeria. I bet some of you didn’t know that, yeah? You can not publicly threaten someone with harm. You will only get away with it if your victim doesn’t report to the authorities. If they do, you will have a case with the police and I promise you, the police take these things seriously. 

I reported this case to the authorities because I want our young men to know this is not okay. You should not raise your hands on a woman. You shouldn’t even threaten to raise your hands on a woman. Wizkid wrote that he would send his 16 year old cousin to beat the shit out of me. Letting Wizkid get away with it is basically telling our young men that this is okay…and it’s not!

After Wizkid made the threat to me, I saw a lot of teen boys hailing and applauding him. To them, this was okay. If their idol can threaten a woman with harm, and use derogatory words, they also can do it…and that’s how the circle of abuse of women continues. Women being called ‘smelly pussy’ trended online for a day or two! Little boys were happy to use the words. Sad!

It is appalling to me that anyone, especially women, would cheer Wizkid on. When he wrote RIP Linda, I saw a few young girls write same, laughing. This is not a laughing matter. It doesn’t matter whether you like me or not! This is not about Linda Ikeji. This is about abuse of women which has eaten deep into our society, so deep that it has now been accepted as normal. Men do it all the time and get away with it. So many women are battered by their husbands and they refuse to speak up because of the stigma. They refuse to seek help because they are afraid of what people will say. I am sorry, I am not one of those women. I refuse to be victimized. And as long as I have my voice and my platform, I will speak up.

We women have to come together to lend a strong voice to the plight of women in our continent. When we see a woman being physically and mentally abused, let’s act. Let’s speak up. Let’s not laugh and say she deserves it. If we continue to keep quiet, the circle of abuse will continue. And one day, You, yes You, will find yourself in the receiving end of a thundering slap, followed by heavy blows. If not you, then maybe your daughter? Let’s condemn violence and threat of violence against women! This is not acceptable! 

Young men like Wizkid, a father of two young boys himself, should never advocate violence against women. One day, he will have a daughter, how would he feel if another male threatens to put hands on her or even calls her a hoe?

I can’t count how many times Wizkid called me a hoe in his rant against me. That’s what boys do. When they get into a fight with a woman, they try to slut-shame her. Smelly pussy, hoe, ashawo etc. You call a woman, who gave another young woman, whose real name she doesn’t even know N500,000 just because she said she would rather work by carrying cement than prostitute herself (yes, Blessing Nicholas got N500k from me), that’s the person you call a hoe? When your mind is so warped you can’t differentiate between a woman and a hoe, then this is what happens. Except you drive to Sanusi Fanfuwa at 2am to pick up a prostitute, who proudly describes herself as one, then you shouldn’t call any woman a hoe. 

Even Tupac who was a well known thug could differentiate between the types of women he dealt with. When asked in an interview why he called women bitches, he said people shouldn’t confuse things, that he wouldn’t address a mother or a sister the way he would address a bitch, that the bitches were the ones he dealt with in the clubs who behaved like one. He reiterated that he respected women! 

In more civilized countries, Wizkid would have lost his endorsements and spent the next year or so apologizing and being in the fore-front of promoting anti-violence crusades against women. It took Chris Brown years to get back on his feet after his assault on a woman. Up till today, he doesn’t have any major endorsements and some countries still deny him entrance into their country i.e Australia for something he did 7 years ago. Yes, violence against women is serious!

And there’s the case of incitement. When you have power and influence, you have to be careful what you say in public. Because you have such power, something you say can influence your followers. A fan can commit acts that even you may not support or might not even condone. But because it came out of your mouth, they think you mean it. So it is irresponsible to say things that might be inciteful. In Law, you can be held responsible when people act based on what you said in public. Tupac was charged to court and indicted after some thugs killed a police officer. The thugs went to court and mentioned that their idol encouraged violence against LA police officers in a song where he said ‘Drop a cop’. So, we folks with some measure of influence should be more careful with our utterances. People are watching and listening!

The second reason I filed a police report is to encourage other women in similar situations to do same. My dear ladies, if a man threatens to puts hands on you, and you feel the threat is real, report to the authorities. Don’t wait until he does it. What if you don’t survive it? If he’s picked up and may be charged to court (yes, you can be charged to court for making threats…it’s a misdemeanor with a prison sentence), then he will think twice before making threats against you in the future or any other woman for that matter.

I went as far as I did for me and for other women. This is to pass a strong message to our young men that these kinds of behaviour towards women will not be tolerated. Should not be tolerated. If you assault or even threaten to assault a woman, the law will come after you if she chooses not to be silent. Women, don’t be silent. Let’s break the circle. For your sake, for my sake, for the sake of our daughters, grand daughters, great grand daughters and all other women that will follow them.

And that’s really all I have to say in the matter. Thank you guys for reading

And to Wizkid fans, please be rest assured that I wish him all the best in life. He will continue to grow from strength to strength (as long as he doesn’t endorse violence against women) and his light will never diminish. God brought him to this level and will continue to keep him. I have nothing but love for his craft and hope that one day, we will put this behind us.
God bless him, me, you and everyone else in the world 
Cheers.

Oh and by the way, I’m starting my vlog series soon. #excited!”

Woah! I know right??. This Aunty can type!!. But wait o, is she trying to play the victim? I for one do not condone violence against women but is this aunty trying to hide her drama behind feminism?? Anyways, i shall not talk before people start saying I’m taking sides, but maybe you should read this

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Anyways, babanla displayed his savagery once more by doing this

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Apparently, police is your friend 😨. Are they not supposed to be sending him to prison for 7 years??. Anyways, it turned out to be a meeting between Aunty linda, Wizkid and the police commissioner (i keep wondering how much spare time this guy has. I mean, he’s now an online peacemaker?). Aunty linda cannot just stop blogging sha. She had this to say

“So, I am going to write about this Wizkid matter for the very last time. Anything else after this will no longer concern me. So Wizkid and I met with the Commissioner of Police today and when the Commissioner asked me what I wanted them to do with the case…I told him that I wanted peace. And the reason why I insisted on peace and not to drag the matter further i.e go to court, is because Wizkid and his lawyers have been apologizing since Friday, up until today! 

I spoke with Wizkid through his lawyer on Friday April 15th where he tendered an apology to me and said he wasn’t a violent person, that he didn’t mean what he said, that it was just an emotional outburst. And then he asked for forgiveness. Please continue… 

But despite forgiving him, he still had to show up at the Police HQ to officially apologize and write an undertaken which he did today. 

I see a lot of negativity has come out of this case with Wizkid – with many folks bashing me for reporting a threat on my person. But here’s my consolation and why I am glad this happened. I promise you, especially the ladies, Wizkid will never threaten you with harm again. At least not in public. I believe I am the last bus stop. He will think twice before threatening another human being again on social media. A police file has been opened for him, and he has been cautioned. The day he threatens another human being again with harm, then… 

Having said that, I turned down taking a photo with him and the police commissioner this afternoon. One of his people took a pic of him and the commissioner with me in it and my people insisted they delete it. Not because I haven’t forgiven him, I just don’t need the extra drama. 

I wish Wizkid all the best and will continue to celebrate him.
God bless us all.”

After the whole issue, here are some funny tweets i found.
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These celebrities and their wahala ehhn. Maybe i should blog maliciously about one of them and when they see it and attack me, boom!! I become famous!!😂. I see money coming 💵💵💵. Who do y’all think i should attack sef??.
Goodnight everyone 👊👊👊

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The Highest Paid Medical Specialties in the world

As a medical student, I’m constantly trying to figure out a medical specialty that I’m interested in. Basically, i don’t see myself going through years and years of tedious medical training without getting well remunerated. So while searching, i discovered this Forbes article on the best paid medical specialties in the world and i thought to share to my colleagues and those interested in medicine(talking about why no one should really be interested in medicine would be another topic for another day. THERE IS A 70% CHANCE YOU’D REGRET IT).
Anyways, here are the top 10 as at 2015
1. Invasive Cardiology
These big boys top the list bagging home about $525,000 annually. Well, i don’t think you’d put your heart in the hands of someone who doesn’t get well paid will you?

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2. Orthopedic surgery
Apparently, the musculo-skeletal system is also very important. These guys go home with an average of $497,000 annually.

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3. Gastroenterology
I personally feel these guys deserve to be well paid. I mean, these guys literally have to look into patient’s anuses. They earn about $455,000 annually.

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4. Urology
These guys literally get pissed everyday😁. This division of medicine deals with the urinary and genital system. For their troubles, they go home with about $412,000 per year.

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5. Dermatology
These guys make the most rash decisions ever!. Your skin is their business 😉
$398,000

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6. Emergency Medicine
These guys handle situations that require immediate response and on the spot diagnosis. I give it to them!. That’s probably why $345,000 is their average annual take-home.

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7. General surgery
These guys focus on surgery involving the abdominal contents.
They go home with about $339,000

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8. Otolaryngology
Aka Ear, Nose and throat doctors. These guys job is to give good head (get it?);) and neck care.
They earn about $334,000 per year.

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9. Pulmonology
I’m gonna make a pun now. I hope its good. The pulmonologist will cater for your LUNG as LONG as they have to. 😌
These guys earn long too, bagging $331,000 per year.

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10. Non-invasive Cardiology
The difference between Invasive and Non-invasive cardiology is that non-invasive cardiologists aren’t invasive. 😟
These guys get paid about $291,000

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